Dual....:-)
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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