I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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