I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Did I show you my penis last night?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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