But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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