You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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