My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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