dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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