a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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