Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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