As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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