So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
