in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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