the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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