i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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