Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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