If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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