So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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