found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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