it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
