windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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