Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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