on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it was like his penis was on wheels.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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