That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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