No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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