So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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