Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize