i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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