She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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