It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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