Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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