She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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