Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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