Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Quick, to the slutcave!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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