I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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