Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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