It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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