I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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