the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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