What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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