I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Randomize
