I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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