She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I made him laugh his dick is mine
and you fell through a lawn chair
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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