He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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