I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
high people should be assigned attendants
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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