question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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