Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me

(224): View more from Illinois

RUN RUN RUN RUN

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(207): View more from Maine

in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask

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(516): View more from New York

i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second

(631): View more from New York

i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead

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(229): View more from Georgia

New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans

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(813): View more from Florida

I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.

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