The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now