I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.