The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.