ugly people sure do ruin things
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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