well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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