We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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