check it out our google latitudes are spooning
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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