the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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