hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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